What this blog is about.

Welcome to my blog.  You may be wondering what this blog is about.  Basically, this blog is about me.  Let me be perfectly clear about that.  This blog is about me, my opinions, my feelings, my life. In this blog I will talk about things like feminism, knitting, food, politics, religion, pop culture, and other stuff in which you may or may not agree with my opinion.  If you do not agree with my opinion, please feel free to A: write your own blog, or B: kindly go fuck yourself.  Ops, there’s another thing.  I will swear on this blog.  I do have a bit of a potty mouth and will talk like an adult here.  If that bothers you, please take a gander at the upper-left hand corner of your screen.  You should see a back button.  Feel free to use it.  If you are a minor, firstly, do your parents know you’re at this naughty, swear-filled, liberal-type person’s blog?  This is not a children-safe place in general, but I will not censor myself.  It’s your Goddamn job as parents to make sure your kids aren’t looking at websites you don’t like. 

What this blog won’t be:

1.  Feminism 101: If you are a baby feminist, welcome to our wonderful sisterhood.  I’m sure you’ll like it.  But please understand that I have been a feminist for several years (Lawd but I am old!) and do not want to take the time to explain what a patriarchy is, what objectification is, what rape culture is, etc.  I will help a sister out and provide links on the side to a few feminism 101 type sites, but this ain’t one of ‘em.

2.  Fair:  Confession time.  I am biased as all fuck.  I think knitting is the superior craft.  I don’t think misogynistic humor is funny.  Pop-Tarts will continue to be the superior food group.  I may player-hate on certain celebrities.  So this blog will not be “fair” in the sense that I will probably not give the other team much time/space.  If you really think “Jersey Shore” is all that, crocheting is the bee’s knees,  or insist that store brand toaster pastries are just as good as Pop-Tarts, go read somebody else’s fucking blog.

3.   Consistent:  Again, my life.  My life is weird, wonderful, varied, and complicated.  One day it might all be on the plight of women in the Congo and the next day nothing but knitting booties.  This is how I roll in life, this is how my blog is going to work.

That all being said, let’s dig right into it!

Brothers!